Ryan R. Reynolds
Name:
Ryan Rodney Reynolds
Born:
Oct. 23, 1976.
Age:
45
Citizenship/s:
Canada / America
Occupation/s:
Actor, Film Producer, Comedian, Businessman.
By day he’s a devoted husband, loving father and yellow rat. By night he’s a toaster strudel cuddling caped crusader, lurking in the night in the search of his parent’s killer after they were brutally murdered outside of a movie theater when he was a mere child. Now he is justice. He is the night. He is your friendly neighborhood… Deadpool.
Wife: Blake Lively
She’s the calm that keeps him from bouncing off the walls. The smile that radiates peace and brightens up his mornings. She’s the line of cocaine after a delicious bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Everything wrapped into a beautiful woman who has made him fall head over heels in love like he never imagined he could be. Blake Lively.
Father of: Inez, James & Betty
Father, not to one, not even two, but at least THREE life changing 750ml bottles of Aviation American Gin that I keep near and dear to my heart at all times to keep my sanity while I take care of these three beautiful and expensive little girls who I wouldn’t change for the world: Inez, James and Betty.
Love of my Life:
Aviation American Gin
Don’t tell my family, but this right here is my favorite child. The extravagant compliment to your early morning coffee, the two hour adrenaline injection you need before you inevitably crash and fall into a puddle of your own vomit (not due to the gin, of course), the drink that made Chuck Norris birth himself and quite honestly, your parents choice of liquor when they turn the music up and wrestle across the hall. One vote for Aviation Gin is a vote for success… and remember, if you’re drinking anything else, you’re drinking bullshit.
This user is in no way related to the actor, Ryan Reynolds.
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